ARIES

Excuse me – I have a really important meeting and I’m in a huge hurry. I only want one cup of coffee and you are ordering for 5 people. I’m going to go ahead of you, okay?

TAURUS

Good, a long line so I can relax before going to work. Boss calls: “Will you be here soon? We have that important meeting.” Taurus responds: “I’m ordering coffee and snacks. Start without me.”

GEMINI

Look all my work friends are in line! “Hey how is everybody today? Did you hear Jan is getting promoted and Chris is leaving and Fran is having an affair with Lee in Accounting!” I’ll have two cups of coffee!

CANCER

I don’t even want to be here. Why can’t I just work from home? This line is too long! I am seriously going to have a meltdown!

LEO

My new Rolex tells me I am pressed for time. Don’t you love it! I see you have my usual all ready for me. Wonderful! I have to lead the meeting and they can’t start without me. 

VIRGO

(Arrived early to skip the long line) I would like a coffee with 10 drops of cream, 1/3 packet of sugar and a bagel toasted uniformly brown. Spread the cream cheese evenly, no clumps. Please hurry, I can’t be late.

LIBRA

Everything looks so good. Please go ahead of me, I can’t decide. I’ll have a medium light roast; wait no, make it a large. Do you have a chocolate croissant? Is it too much trouble to get it warmed up?

SCORPIO

I hate mornings. I need an extra-large dark roast and for everyone in line to leave me alone. Gemini, stop your incessant chatter! And someone close the blinds, it’s too bright in here.

SAGITTARIUS

Did you know that the best coffee is grown on a small farm in Guatemala in the month of December? I’m an expert on coffee. Wait don’t leave, let me tell you all about the top 5 coffee producing countries.

CAPRICORN

I need coffee to help me maintain intense focus during this meeting. My career advancement depends on this presentation. I stayed up all night and am super prepared but I’ll go over it one more time while in line!

AQUARIUS

I have read this entire menu and I can’t believe all they have is normal, boring coffee. I’ll invent a unique specialty coffee drink, something that no one else ever invented. Yeah! Team meeting today!

PISCES

OMG I am soooo hung over. I really need coffee! Where’s the line? Hey am I supposed to be in meeting this morning? Is it Thursday?